Frijolito Thompson

Rouchi, 18 años.
Especie: Dios.
Mi filosofía de vida:
"Comé mierda y morite".
Especialidades: dibujo, comer, dormir, romper las pelotas, comer, comer.
Pelo: destruído.
Dioses que me inspiran: Vanellope, Noodle, 2D, Joan Rivers, Víctor el Nazi, el fantasma de Rossie O'Donnell y Krysten Ritter solo porque está buena.
Citas célebres: "CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA" / "Qué?" / "Vieja" / "Tengo hambre" / "Soy tierna y adorable, callate" / "Te voy a romper el tabique!" / "¡No me importa un pene!"
Datos extra: Aspirante a Diseñadora Gráfica. Joan Ranger forevah perón. Comediante de la vida diaria, sommelier de orina. Mis amigos me dicen Nona. Mi perra se llama Maggie y es súper cool.

zeftodeath:

“and fank u God 4 making me so fukn good at rap an 4 making all my wildest dreamz cum tru amen”

zeftodeath:

and fank u God 4 making me so fukn good at rap an 4 making all my wildest dreamz cum tru amen”

zeftodeath:

“ @rotgot23 @caradelevingne @ellenvonunwerth @davidguetta@claytoncubbit”
zeftodeath:

By Clayton Cubitt

zeftodeath:

By Clayton Cubitt

zeftodeath:

Ninja posted all of these separately on instagram, I solved da puzzle!

ozzyosborntodie:
Originalmente mi cara daba más miedo y mi nariz parecía delatar que tiendo a decir mentiras(?) pero bueno, la conclusion es que PELO CON ONDITAAAAS

Originalmente mi cara daba más miedo y mi nariz parecía delatar que tiendo a decir mentiras(?) pero bueno, la conclusion es que PELO CON ONDITAAAAS

clittlemonster:

hughdancydance:

femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

Not to mention the fact that Beyonce, the woman who stood in front of the word Feminist in big letters on national television, probably would be really upset to see that people are saying things like this. 

Also 

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She looks just fine to me. 

She looks like she just shit her pants and she’s trying to shove it back in before anyone notices but she’s got a smile on her face because she remembers how much of a smash Scream & Shout was

(Source: tvtooth, via clittlemonster)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via stability)