Frijolito Thompson

Rouchi, 18 años.
Especie: Dios.
Mi filosofía de vida:
"Comé mierda y morite".
Especialidades: dibujo, comer, dormir, romper las pelotas, comer, comer.
Pelo: destruído.
Dioses que me inspiran: Vanellope, Noodle, 2D, Joan Rivers, Víctor el Nazi, el fantasma de Rossie O'Donnell y Krysten Ritter solo porque está buena.
Citas célebres: "CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA" / "Qué?" / "Vieja" / "Tengo hambre" / "Soy tierna y adorable, callate" / "Te voy a romper el tabique!" / "¡No me importa un pene!"
Datos extra: Aspirante a Diseñadora Gráfica. Joan Ranger forevah perón. Comediante de la vida diaria, sommelier de orina. Mis amigos me dicen Nona. Mi perra se llama Maggie y es súper cool.

Have a nice weekend!
#travasnight #wut

mentalalchemy:

Your third eye acts as a way to see into the non-physical reality that we are apart of and co-exist alongside of. Humans are points of consciousness, manifested into physical dimensions. All that we do, feel, think, dream of, envision, act on, etc. have ripples of energy attached. It’s up to you, how you use this knowledge. Om

(via almadesirena)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

caamimcfly:

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“We need people in our lives with whom we can be as open as possible. To have real conversations with people may seem like such a simple, obvious suggestion, but it involves courage and risk.”

—   Thomas Moore (via m-e-o-w-d-u-s-a)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via almadesirena)

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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Hoy estaban regalando biblias en frente de la facultad y me puse a decorar la mía en filosofía. Lastima que descuidé el cosito un toque y alguien se lo llevó pero bueno SU RECUERDO QUEDA SIEMPRE VIVO EN MI MEMORIA
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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

keanu reeves in matrix = everything that is good in this world

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

wifibox:

highlight of my day

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