Frijolito Thompson

Rouchi, 18 años.
Especie: Dios.
Mi filosofía de vida:
"Comé mierda y morite".
Especialidades: dibujo, comer, dormir, romper las pelotas, comer, comer.
Pelo: destruído.
Dioses que me inspiran: Vanellope, Noodle, 2D, Joan Rivers, Víctor el Nazi, el fantasma de Rossie O'Donnell y Krysten Ritter solo porque está buena.
Citas célebres: "CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA" / "Qué?" / "Vieja" / "Tengo hambre" / "Soy tierna y adorable, callate" / "Te voy a romper el tabique!" / "¡No me importa un pene!"
Datos extra: Aspirante a Diseñadora Gráfica. Joan Ranger forevah perón. Comediante de la vida diaria, sommelier de orina. Mis amigos me dicen Nona. Mi perra se llama Maggie y es súper cool.

{ We live the life we love
we love the life we live }

Chat anonymously with me on Connected2.me! (PeshaHarper)

Wanna pee.

legallyblonde:

Practicing moves at home before the club.

legallyblonde:

Practicing moves at home before the club.

(Source: legallyblonde, via orgasm)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

SO ME

(via vanish)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

THIS. (?)

(via hotboyproblems)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via dainty-sandaled-feet)

Me torturan el dolor de muela y la vagancia universal concentrada en mi organismo, y el gobierno no hace nada para frenarlo.

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo, via grandtheftpasta)

yup, was necessary~#GoodMorning #Bitches #lel